New York, NY – Von

NYC - Von - A: 911 was a staged event B: Holy Shit! Really?

Date Seen: 1/24/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I don’t usually get my news from the internet, but I think I just broke a huge story.

Breckenridge, CO – Ullr’s Sports Grill

Breckenridge, CO - Ullr's Sports Grill - 420 carving
Breckenridge, CO - Ullr's Sports Grill - 420

Date Seen: 1/16/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

A shocking discovery was made while in Breckenridge. People out there like to smoke pot, maybe that’s why they recently decriminalized it.

San Francisco, CA – Doc’s Clock

SF - Doc's Clock - Isn't life a gas, it's just like living in the past

Date Seen: 1/16/10
Contributor: Whitdaddy

Was this message meant for men only?

New York, NY – HiFi

NYC - HiFi - A: Wolf Penis is a Band B: Penis Wolf is Not a Band

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Nothing like a high minded conversation. I had our resident fact checker look into this and our friends at Google told us that Steaming Wolf Penis is a band but there were no traces of either Wolf Penis or Penis Wolf. So I think that makes them both wrong.

New York, NY – Dublin 6

NYC - Dublin 6 - F You!!!

Date Seen: 1/2/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Last time I checked, the toilet paper dispenser has consistently delivered an invaluable service, no need to get fresh with it. Of course, maybe this particular pen toting fellow experienced a lack of paper and took it out on the dispenser.

Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar

Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - Rob's Plank

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Pete’s Bar is not the moon, you don’t just stick a flag in it and claim it. If you’re going to claim the space at least do something with the real estate.

I’m very disappointed in Rob.

Breckenridge, CO – Kenosha Steakhouse

Breckenridge, CO - Kenosha Steakhouse, Mr. Potato Head

Date Seen: 1/13/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This is one angry depiction of Mr. Potato Head, but given the smells he has been subjected to I supposed he’s justified in being pissed off.

New York, NY – Von

NYC - Von - I had half a sip of a wine cooler

Date Seen: 1/12/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I’m fairly sure they had more than that in order to make this confession.

New York, NY – Bua

NYC - Bua - Big Medium

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I love oxymorons, but not ordinary morons.

Amagansett, NY – Clam Bar


Date Seen: 7/3/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Only one?