Breckenridge, CO – Ullr’s Sports Grill


Breckenridge, CO - Ullr's Sports Grill - Vail Resorts Sucks

Date Seen: 1/16/10
Contributor: Treverton Superbiscuit

Nothing like a friendly ski resort rivalry; I may have to inform the gang at Stuff White People Like about this one.



Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar


Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - No Pool Sticks Allowed in Mens Room

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I can see many reasons why bringing pool sticks into the bathroom would be a bad idea. Causes for concern include: hygienic reasons, an obvious source of envy, use as a weapon, or other nefarious reasons that have no place on a family friendly site like this one. Okay, forget that last part.



New York, NY – Bar None


NYC - Bar None - Empoyees Must Wash Hands

Date Seen: 11/2/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Clearly the recession is hitting everyone, not to mention signs are expensive.



New York, NY – Blind Tiger


NYC - Blind Tiger - Victor Sucks Dick

Date Seen: 2/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Somebody really doesn’t like Victor, whoever he is, and his enemy sure took a lot of time and effort to let everyone know how they feel about him.

If nothing else you have to give an “A” for effort and mirror usage creativity, but if I was Victor I would be worried about having a such a smart enemy.



Denis, MA – The Woodshed


Denis, MA - The Woodshed - Ring Finger Down

Date Seen: 11/7/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

True class. No more commentary necessary.



San Francisco, CA – Kezar Bar & Grill


SF - Kezar Bar & Grill - Mods are choads

Date Seen: 8/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

If you say so.



San Francisco, CA – Finnegans Wake


SF - Finnegans Wake - Drum Machines Have No Soul

Date Seen: 12/30/09
Contributor: Faulty Plans

Testify!!!



Orchard Park, NY – Ralph Wilson Stadium


Orchard Park, NY - Ralph Wilson Stadium - Do Not Urinate in Sink

Date Seen: Some Football Weekend
Contributor: DevilsLAXative

Odds are pretty good this fan saw a loss when this was taken. Might that be the reason for the sign? Sadly, probably not.



New York, NY – Paul’s Burger Shop


NYC - Paul's Burger Shop - Girl Cock Rules

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Apparently this message was important enough to write on the frame of the bathroom door; I’m no doctor but this does not seem to be an anatomically correct statement.



New York, NY – Burp Castle


NYC - Burp Castle - Obey little resist much

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I refuse.