Koh Tao, Thailand – Tropicana Guesthouse


Koh Tao, Thailand - Tropicana Guesthouse - DO NOT PUT SANITARY TOWELS OR ANY OTHER SHIT IN THE TOILET

Date Seen: 8/3/04
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

While I have long been fascinated by the scrawl and random postings in bathrooms, this may be the one that truly kicked it all off.

I am not one to pick on anyone’s use of the English language, at least not when it’s their second language, but this sign was an instant classic and amused us every time we entered the bathroom.



Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar


Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - Please Do Not Throw Cigarette Butts in Urinal It Makes Them Soggy and Hard to Light

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls



New York, NY – Heathers


NYC - Heathers - If you see something say nada

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I don’t think the NYPD would be a big fan of this one.



Amagansett, NY – Clam Bar


Amagansett, NY - Clam Bar - WASH YOUR HAND THOROUGHLY AFTER USING THE TOILET

Date Seen: 7/3/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Only one?



Belize City, Belize – Philip SW Goldson International Airport


Belize City, Belize - Philip SW Goldson International Airport - Please Do Not flush the toilet with your feet

Date Seen: 2/20/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I love this sign because I have often made the argument that flushing the toilet with your feet is self fulfilling prophecy for germaphobes.

Only one catch in Belize though, this sign was posted above the urinals…



Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar


Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - No Pool Sticks Allowed in Mens Room

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I can see many reasons why bringing pool sticks into the bathroom would be a bad idea. Causes for concern include: hygienic reasons, an obvious source of envy, use as a weapon, or other nefarious reasons that have no place on a family friendly site like this one. Okay, forget that last part.



New York, NY – Scuderia


NYC- Scuderia - No Smoking

Date Seen: 9/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Italians really do use their hands when they communicate.



Twentynine Palms, CA – Joshua Tree National Park


Joshua Tree - PLEASE...DO NOT put trash in toilets.  It is extremely difficult to remove.  THANK YOU
Joshua Tree - Outhouse - Sign and Toilet

Date Seen: 12/24/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Our family spent Christmas in Palm Desert and since Coachella wasn’t going on we figured we would check out Joshua Tree National Park, little did I know I was going to encounter this government contribution to the site.



New York, NY – Bar None


NYC - Bar None - Empoyees Must Wash Hands

Date Seen: 11/2/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Clearly the recession is hitting everyone, not to mention signs are expensive.



Nashville, TN


Nashville, TN - Ladies Babes Girls Jens

Date Seen: 8/28/09
Contributor: Lori

Are there really that many Jens in the world?