New York, NY – The Rusty Knot


NYC - The Rusty Knot - Ludes Rule

Date Seen: 8/19/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.



Boston, MA – Little Steve’s House of Pizza


Boston, MA - Little Steve's House of Pizza - Titties on your face

Date Seen: 5/31/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

While grabbing a post Phish-at-Fenway slice I had this thrust in my face instead of mammaries. Damn. But the slice was decent, Boston decent that is.



New York, NY – Doc Holliday’s


NYC - Doc Holliday's - Property is Theft, Theft is Property

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Very thought provoking, but I’m gonna grab another beer.

First part of the quote is attributed to Pierre-Joseph Proudhon



New York, NY – The Rusty Knot


NYC - The Rusty Knot - Hellbent

Date Seen: 8/19/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Nice font. I haven’t seen bubble letters since elementary school.



New York, NY – Vazacs Horseshoe Bar


NYC - Vazacs Horseshoe Bar - F This Conservatard

Date Seen: 10/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls



New York, NY – Doc Holliday’s


NYC - Doc Holliday's - A: Show me a government that does not infringe on anyones rights and I will no longer be an anarchist B: Amen

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Apparently, the anarchist’s new friend is not an atheist.

Quote attributed to Jacob Halbrooks



Boston, MA – DeLux Cafe


Boston, MA - DeLux - A: Another HighLife?   B: I've Been Drinking Since Tuesday   A: Answer the Question!!!

Date Seen: 10/18/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Above is the formerly blank canvas (who knows when that was) aka the bathroom walls of DeLux Cafe in Boston’s South End. This Elvis paraphernalia-clad bar boasts some of the most written upon bathroom walls in Boston. There on the walls I found the following:

A: Another HighLife?
B: I’ve been drinking since Tuesday
A: Answer the question!!!



Boston, MA – Other Side Cafe


Boston, MA - Other Side Cafe - The End is Near

Date Seen: 10/19/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Was it after drinks, brunch or both when the patron came to this realization?



New York, NY – Vazacs Horseshoe Bar


NYC - Vazacs Horseshoe Bar - We are the ones you f'n hate, your the ones we can't tolerate, on the stage or in the streets, we keep rockin with that scum f beat...

Date Seen: 10/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

They were in the bathroom for a long time.



Los Angeles, CA – Jacobs Bar


Los Angeles, CA - Jacobs Bar - A: it's okay to be B: Weird

Date Seen: 1/3/10
Contributor: Donnie

As Donnie said, “A deep thought.” Indeed.

Personally, I like the Mad Libs/ Choose Your Own Adventure approach to bathroom writing.