New York, NY – Bua


NYC - Bua - Big Medium

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I love oxymorons, but not ordinary morons.



New York, NY – Mari Vanna


NYC - Mari Vanna - may you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live

Date Seen: 1/30/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

It seemed appropriate to post an Irish Blessing on St. Patrick’s day, even if it was written at a place that didn’t serve Guinness, a Russian restaurant.



San Francisco, CA – Zam Zam Bar


SF - Zam Zam Bar - Stiff-Drinks Stiff-Dinks

Date Seen: 8/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I am not sure everyone would agree with this assessment; it goes without saying this was found in the Men’s room.



San Francisco, CA – The Phoenix


SF - The Phoenix - Similies are like stupid

Date Seen: 1/17/10
Contributor: Faulty Plans



Boston, MA – DeLux Cafe


Boston, MA - DeLux - 2 Pints is a Quart, 4 Quarts is Still a Gallon, I Drank 8 Gallons

Date Seen: 10/18/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This seems like a drunken internal monologue written on the walls of DeLux Cafe.



New York, NY – Doc Holliday’s


NYC - Doc Holliday's - Property is Theft, Theft is Property

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Very thought provoking, but I’m gonna grab another beer.

First part of the quote is attributed to Pierre-Joseph Proudhon



New York, NY – Doc Holliday’s


NYC - Doc Holliday's - All Falls in Wichita Falls as Wichta Falls

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This made my head hurt.



New York, NY – Fontana’s


NYC - Fontana's - Real eyes, Realize, Real lies

Date Seen: 5/9/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This will make you sit and think. Perfect for the bathroom.



New York, NY – Vazacs Horseshoe Bar


NYC - Vazacs Horseshoe Bar - We are the ones you f'n hate, your the ones we can't tolerate, on the stage or in the streets, we keep rockin with that scum f beat...

Date Seen: 10/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

They were in the bathroom for a long time.