New York, NY – HiFi

NYC - HiFi - A: Wolf Penis is a Band B: Penis Wolf is Not a Band

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Nothing like a high minded conversation. I had our resident fact checker look into this and our friends at Google told us that Steaming Wolf Penis is a band but there were no traces of either Wolf Penis or Penis Wolf. So I think that makes them both wrong.

Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar

Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - Rob's Plank

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Pete’s Bar is not the moon, you don’t just stick a flag in it and claim it. If you’re going to claim the space at least do something with the real estate.

I’m very disappointed in Rob.

New York, NY – KGB Bar

NYC - KGB Bar - Nothing will scar you

Date Seen: 11/21/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I too have felt invincible towards the end of night of drinking. It didn’t last.

Breckenridge, CO – Ullr’s Sports Grill

Breckenridge, CO - Ullr's Sports Grill - Vail Resorts Sucks

Date Seen: 1/16/10
Contributor: Treverton Superbiscuit

Nothing like a friendly ski resort rivalry; I may have to inform the gang at Stuff White People Like about this one.

San Francisco, CA – Zam Zam Bar

SF - Zam Zam Bar - Stiff-Drinks Stiff-Dinks

Date Seen: 8/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I am not sure everyone would agree with this assessment; it goes without saying this was found in the Men’s room.

San Francisco, CA – The Phoenix

SF - The Phoenix - Similies are like stupid

Date Seen: 1/17/10
Contributor: Faulty Plans

New York, NY – Burp Castle

NYC - Burp Castle - Helvetica is the best typeface

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Let it be known the designers of Stalls and Walls are taking this under advisement.

New York, NY – Bua

NYC - Bua - Eat Words for Fun

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

New York, NY – Bua

NYC - Bua - Please Do Not Settle

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Words to live by…

San Francisco, CA – Finnegans Wake

SF - Finnegans Wake - Drum Machines Have No Soul

Date Seen: 12/30/09
Contributor: Faulty Plans