Koh Tao, Thailand – Tropicana Guesthouse


Koh Tao, Thailand - Tropicana Guesthouse - DO NOT PUT SANITARY TOWELS OR ANY OTHER SHIT IN THE TOILET

Date Seen: 8/3/04
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

While I have long been fascinated by the scrawl and random postings in bathrooms, this may be the one that truly kicked it all off.

I am not one to pick on anyone’s use of the English language, at least not when it’s their second language, but this sign was an instant classic and amused us every time we entered the bathroom.



New York, NY – The Spotted Pig


NYC - The Spotted Pig - something's fishy about this wallpaper

Date Seen: 1/2/10
Contributor: Stalls & Walls

In case you can’t read it: Something’s fishy about this wallpaper

Kind of a layup, but I like it.



Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar


Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - Please Do Not Throw Cigarette Butts in Urinal It Makes Them Soggy and Hard to Light

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls



San Francisco, CA – Kezar Bar & Grill


SF - Kezar Bar & Grill - A: I f'd your mom B: go home dad you're drunk

Date Seen: 8/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

A true classic!



Twentynine Palms, CA – Joshua Tree National Park


Joshua Tree - PLEASE...DO NOT put trash in toilets.  It is extremely difficult to remove.  THANK YOU
Joshua Tree - Outhouse - Sign and Toilet

Date Seen: 12/24/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Our family spent Christmas in Palm Desert and since Coachella wasn’t going on we figured we would check out Joshua Tree National Park, little did I know I was going to encounter this government contribution to the site.



Greenwich, CT – Bruce Park Grill


Greenwich, CT - Bruce Park Grill - Glory Hole

Date Seen: 2/3/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Some things are universal, no matter how impressive the zip code.



Denis, MA – The Woodshed


Denis, MA - The Woodshed - Ring Finger Down

Date Seen: 11/7/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

True class. No more commentary necessary.



New York, NY – Vazacs Horseshoe Bar


NYC - Vazacs Horseshoe Bar - A: Anarchy Symbol B: Ooh, Cool Dude!!! Anarchy! Yeah, That's Soooo Rad!!

Date Seen: 10/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Trash talking an anarchist.



New York, NY – The Rusty Knot


NYC - The Rusty Knot - Death to our Enemies

Date Seen: 8/19/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

A traditional maritime war cry!



Boston, MA – People’s Republik


Boston, MA - People's Republik - Insert Baby Here for Refund

Date Seen: 11/7/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Not all entries can be politically correct and this one sure as hell isn’t. For those needing a little help with the inscription, it reads:

Insert Baby Here For Refund

Very classy, I know, but thing that struck me more than anything else was the fact that this was not merely written on the condom dispensing machine but someone had taken the time and considerable effort to etch it into the metal of the machine, presumably with a key or a knife.

PS I had to do a little photoshopping to make this more legible than my handy iPhone camera allowed.