Koh Tao, Thailand – Tropicana Guesthouse


Date Seen: 8/3/04
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

While I have long been fascinated by the scrawl and random postings in bathrooms, this may be the one that truly kicked it all off.

I am not one to pick on anyone’s use of the English language, at least not when it’s their second language, but this sign was an instant classic and amused us every time we entered the bathroom.

San Francisco, CA – Kezar Bar & Grill

SF - Kezar Bar & Grill - A: I f'd your mom B: go home dad you're drunk

Date Seen: 8/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

A true classic!

New York, NY – Black & White

NYC - Black & White - Art, Girl

Date Seen: 3/5/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Black & White, one of my favorite spots in New York, rarely has much on the walls but this artwork made a brief appearance before she was erased.

New York, NY – Standings

NYC - Standings - If you voted Bush don't sh*t here your assh*le is in Washington

Date Seen: 1/11/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Some entries need no introduction.

New York, NY – Scuderia

NYC- Scuderia - No Smoking

Date Seen: 9/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Italians really do use their hands when they communicate.

Twentynine Palms, CA – Joshua Tree National Park

Joshua Tree - PLEASE...DO NOT put trash in toilets.  It is extremely difficult to remove.  THANK YOU
Joshua Tree - Outhouse - Sign and Toilet

Date Seen: 12/24/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Our family spent Christmas in Palm Desert and since Coachella wasn’t going on we figured we would check out Joshua Tree National Park, little did I know I was going to encounter this government contribution to the site.

Denis, MA – The Woodshed

Denis, MA - The Woodshed - Ring Finger Down

Date Seen: 11/7/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

True class. No more commentary necessary.

New York, NY – nublu

NYC - nublu - Drive By Gang Bang 1-6-10

Date Seen: 1/6/10
Contributor: Deep

San Francisco, CA – Finnegans Wake

SF - Finnegans Wake - Drum Machines Have No Soul

Date Seen: 12/30/09
Contributor: Faulty Plans


Orchard Park, NY – Ralph Wilson Stadium

Orchard Park, NY - Ralph Wilson Stadium - Do Not Urinate in Sink

Date Seen: Some Football Weekend
Contributor: DevilsLAXative

Odds are pretty good this fan saw a loss when this was taken. Might that be the reason for the sign? Sadly, probably not.