San Francisco, CA – Doc’s Clock

SF - Doc's Clock - Isn't life a gas, it's just like living in the past

Date Seen: 1/16/10
Contributor: Whitdaddy

Was this message meant for men only?

New York, NY – HiFi

NYC - HiFi - A: Wolf Penis is a Band B: Penis Wolf is Not a Band

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Nothing like a high minded conversation. I had our resident fact checker look into this and our friends at Google told us that Steaming Wolf Penis is a band but there were no traces of either Wolf Penis or Penis Wolf. So I think that makes them both wrong.

New York, NY – Dublin 6

NYC - Dublin 6 - F You!!!

Date Seen: 1/2/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Last time I checked, the toilet paper dispenser has consistently delivered an invaluable service, no need to get fresh with it. Of course, maybe this particular pen toting fellow experienced a lack of paper and took it out on the dispenser.

Neptune Beach, FL – Pete’s Bar

Neptune Beach, FL - Pete's Bar - Rob's Plank

Date Seen: 12/26/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Pete’s Bar is not the moon, you don’t just stick a flag in it and claim it. If you’re going to claim the space at least do something with the real estate.

I’m very disappointed in Rob.

Breckenridge, CO – Kenosha Steakhouse

Breckenridge, CO - Kenosha Steakhouse, Mr. Potato Head

Date Seen: 1/13/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This is one angry depiction of Mr. Potato Head, but given the smells he has been subjected to I supposed he’s justified in being pissed off.

New York, NY – Von

NYC - Von - I had half a sip of a wine cooler

Date Seen: 1/12/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I’m fairly sure they had more than that in order to make this confession.

New York, NY – Bua

NYC - Bua - Big Medium

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I love oxymorons, but not ordinary morons.

Amagansett, NY – Clam Bar


Date Seen: 7/3/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Only one?

New York, NY – KGB Bar

NYC - KGB Bar - Nothing will scar you

Date Seen: 11/21/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I too have felt invincible towards the end of night of drinking. It didn’t last.

Belize City, Belize – Philip SW Goldson International Airport

Belize City, Belize - Philip SW Goldson International Airport - Please Do Not flush the toilet with your feet

Date Seen: 2/20/10
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I love this sign because I have often made the argument that flushing the toilet with your feet is self fulfilling prophecy for germaphobes.

Only one catch in Belize though, this sign was posted above the urinals…