Rochester, NY – Prepp’s Bar


Rochester, NY - Prepp's Bar - Adventure excitement a (30 yr old) Jedi craves not these things

Date Seen: Unknown
Contributor: DevilsLAXative

What possess someone to write a quote from Yoda, the smallest member of the Star Wars cast? Wait did I just say small member?

Thanks to DevilsLAXative for his recent additions to the site.



San Francisco, CA – Finnegans Wake


SF - Finnegans Wake - Art, Silhouette

Date Seen: 8/29/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Considering it was in a Men’s room it’s quite tasteful.



New York, NY – SoHo


NYC - SoHo - Our new office office may be pretty But the plumbing's kinda shitty So if one flush doesn't do it Flush again, there's nothing to it!

Date Seen: 11/12/09
Contributor: Gretchen



Boston, MA – DeLux Cafe


Boston, MA - DeLux - 2 Pints is a Quart, 4 Quarts is Still a Gallon, I Drank 8 Gallons

Date Seen: 10/18/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This seems like a drunken internal monologue written on the walls of DeLux Cafe.



New York, NY – Burp Castle


NYC - Burp Castle - Dress Sexy for My Funeral

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I say ask them to dress sexy now.



Orchard Park, NY – Ralph Wilson Stadium


Orchard Park, NY - Ralph Wilson Stadium - Do Not Urinate in Sink

Date Seen: Some Football Weekend
Contributor: DevilsLAXative

Odds are pretty good this fan saw a loss when this was taken. Might that be the reason for the sign? Sadly, probably not.



New York, NY – Burp Castle


NYC - Burp Castle - If you don't know by now you'll never know

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I know but I’m not telling…



New York, NY – The Rusty Knot


NYC - The Rusty Knot - Death to our Enemies

Date Seen: 8/19/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

A traditional maritime war cry!



New York, NY – Mary Ann’s


NYC - Mary Anne's - Art, Face

Date Seen: 3/31/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Simple but effective.



New York, NY – Paul’s Burger Shop


NYC - Paul's Burger Shop - Girl Cock Rules

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Apparently this message was important enough to write on the frame of the bathroom door; I’m no doctor but this does not seem to be an anatomically correct statement.