Knoxville, TN – Downtown Grill & Brewery


Knoxville, TN - Downtown Grill & Brewery - A: Why? B: Why Not?

Date Seen: 5/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

The most profound or the most hackneyed of Q & A’s was scrawled on the bathroom corkboard in Knoxvile:

A: Why?
B: Why not?



New York, NY – Heathers


NYC - Heather's - Your So Hot Baby!!

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

My what is so hot? Someone didn’t pay attention in English class.

However, I’m not going to deduct any points since they may have been drinking. It’s only fair, my teachers extended me the same courtesy.



New York, NY – Fontana’s


NYC - Fontana's - Real eyes, Realize, Real lies

Date Seen: 5/9/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This will make you sit and think. Perfect for the bathroom.



Boston, MA – DeLux Cafe


Boston, MA - DeLux - Someone is watching you!

Date Seen: 10/18/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

For some reason I get the feeling this drawing is supposed to make you a little uncomfortable. Mission Accomplished.



New York, NY – Mary Ann’s


NYC - Mary Anne's - A: Love B: What is love? Love could get you killed C: Selfishness

Date Seen: 3/31/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls



New York, NY – Doc Holliday’s


NYC - Doc Holliday's - A: Show me a government that does not infringe on anyones rights and I will no longer be an anarchist B: Amen

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Apparently, the anarchist’s new friend is not an atheist.

Quote attributed to Jacob Halbrooks



New York, NY – Burp Castle


NYC - Burp Castle - Art, Hamburger and Tomato

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Someone was letting their imagination run wild, a hamburger-man eating a tomato-bee. What’s in the beer at Burp Castle? That’s right, lots of alcohol.



New York, NY – Heathers


NYC - Heathers - Say something profound!

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

This person had their chance and this is the best they could do? On the other hand, this type of encouragement would certainly help me get more material.



Boston, MA – DeLux Cafe


Boston, MA - DeLux - A: Another HighLife?   B: I've Been Drinking Since Tuesday   A: Answer the Question!!!

Date Seen: 10/18/08
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Above is the formerly blank canvas (who knows when that was) aka the bathroom walls of DeLux Cafe in Boston’s South End. This Elvis paraphernalia-clad bar boasts some of the most written upon bathroom walls in Boston. There on the walls I found the following:

A: Another HighLife?
B: I’ve been drinking since Tuesday
A: Answer the question!!!



New York, NY – Mary Ann’s


NYC - Mary Anne's - A: Come on ya wack n@#%az, write something interesting!!! Stop being punk ass n@#%az. B: Word

Date Seen: 3/31/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Because nothing inspires people more than to be denigrated.