New York, NY – St. Dymphna’s

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Date Seen: 2/28/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

St. Dymphna’s provides chalk for writing on the walls; since the bathrooms are unisex and there are two colors of chalk, something tells me this didn’t start out as:

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New York, NY – Vazacs Horseshoe Bar

NYC - Vazacs Horseshoe Bar - You're (sic) a bum with a mohawk. That's it. Your only ethos is being a lazy f. Get a job and take an f'ing shower.

Date Seen: 10/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Well, that showed him.

New York, NY – Stand4

NYC - Stand - Glass of Chalk from Above
NYC - Stand - No Writing

Date Seen: 10/15/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

You can lead a horse to water…but there’s nothing on the walls.

New York, NY – Superdive

NYC - Superdive - Mantown

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

I am not really sure I would add my initials under Mantown! because I had no idea what it signifies.

Is this like my married friend’s mantown, the last bastion of masculinity in an otherwise emasculated house? Usually some small, dank space with a beer fridge, the best entertainment center in the house and the old couch. Upon seeing this photo I would gladly sign up for that fate rather than claim the second stall at Superdive for me and my buds.