New York, NY – Heathers


NYC - Heathers - Hipster waiters are worse than hipsters

Date Seen: 11/19/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls



Koh Tao, Thailand – Tropicana Guesthouse


Koh Tao, Thailand - Tropicana Guesthouse - DO NOT PUT SANITARY TOWELS OR ANY OTHER SHIT IN THE TOILET

Date Seen: 8/3/04
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

While I have long been fascinated by the scrawl and random postings in bathrooms, this may be the one that truly kicked it all off.

I am not one to pick on anyone’s use of the English language, at least not when it’s their second language, but this sign was an instant classic and amused us every time we entered the bathroom.



New York, NY – Doc Holliday’s


NYC - Doc Holliday's - Smile Jesus Hates You!!

Date Seen: 11/13/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Very comforting. This will drive you to drink.



New York, NY – Burp Castle


NYC - Burp Castle - The will of the people is stronger than we can ever imagine

Date Seen: 9/10/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

There were many references to Bush and McCain in the Burp Castle bathrooms, something tells me this is somehow related.



New York, NY – Bua


NYC - Bua - A: All frat boys are gay!! B: That means you!!

Date Seen: 11/25/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls



San Francisco, CA – Kezar Bar & Grill


SF - Kezar Bar & Grill - A: My other ride is your mom B: The new Volvo is nice

Date Seen: 8/27/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Get off my mom and I’ll get off yours.



New York, NY – Mary Ann’s


NYC - Mary Anne's - Life is Hard, After All, It Kills You

Date Seen: 3/31/09
Contributor: Stalls and Walls

Classic.

Quote attributed to Katharine Hepburn



Breckenridge, CO – Ullr’s Sports Grill


Breckenridge, CO - Ullr's Sports Grill - All Daisys Die

Date Seen: 1/16/10
Contributor: Stalls & Walls

Don’t most flowers die eventually? Or am I missing something here?



New York, NY – The Spotted Pig


NYC - The Spotted Pig - something's fishy about this wallpaper

Date Seen: 1/2/10
Contributor: Stalls & Walls

In case you can’t read it: Something’s fishy about this wallpaper

Kind of a layup, but I like it.



Austin, TX – Club DeVille


Austin, TX - Club DeVille

Date Seen: 3/20/10
Contributor: Faulty Plans